Yes, these are business cards and yes, they are made of beef jerky. Meet the meat cards, the spawn of brilliant and deranged American ingenuity at its cutest. It’s hard not to love something that tries so hard to be practical when it is really too fantastical for words. I applaud you meat cards, for your paradoxical view of edible information devices.
These somewhat handy meat cards will most likely ensure yr new potential client or customer will never EVER forget you, that is unless they cannot stop themselves from devouring your delicious information. Do lasers leave an aftertaste?
From the meatcards website (cause this really says it all):
We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.
– Hells Yes (that part was mine).